- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

whats white and looks like paper paper

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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