- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

My name is Jeff

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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