- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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