Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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all jokes aside...

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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