Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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A black man comes home from work.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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im at school

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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