- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

what's up? my penis.

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

ass.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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