- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

whats 1 + 1? 2

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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