Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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