- Anti Joke

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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