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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

poopy is poopy

so today i took a poop. hehe

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

i have yougurt mit traktor

What is your bill about? Clinton

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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