- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

a seal walks into a club.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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