Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

How come anti jokes r funny

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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