What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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