- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Knock knock Go away

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

how did the man die he didnt

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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