- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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