- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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