- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

what to call someone thats gay zak

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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