What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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