- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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