Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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rocky is here again.......................

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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