- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

A woman comes at the doctor.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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