- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Your mom

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Testicles.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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