I love Japan. It's the bomb.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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