- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Logan's gay

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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