- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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