- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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