- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

The Labour Party.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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