- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why can't jokes spit?

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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