Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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