Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

I like school Said no one ever.

A French man gets into a fight

Replacement Referees

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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