Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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