- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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