- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

Do the roar!

Where's my tractor?

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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