Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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