Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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