- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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