Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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yada yada

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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