Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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it's funny because it's funny

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Death by kayak

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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