Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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