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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Youre mom is so dead...

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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