- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

i like men but im not gay

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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