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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

No your aunties a joke

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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