- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Refridgerator.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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