If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Oh s***

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Chlamydia

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