A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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