- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

cats are pussies

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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