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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

My penis is big... not.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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