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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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no really what are ur names?

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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