What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

a black man walks out of popeyes

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Justin with a hat.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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