- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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