a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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