- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Women's rights.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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