ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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