What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Julian Ha.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

Poker? I barely even know her.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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