There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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