- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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