Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Girls soccer

an ethopian thanksgiving

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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