What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Im gay What about you

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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