- Anti Joke

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked