Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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