Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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