Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Justin beiber..

Anti Joke

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