- Anti Joke

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Swag.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.