What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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