- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Women's rights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

360 NO SCOPE

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

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