- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Sir, your wife is dead

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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